Re-watching Season 1 of RHOBH
Kim and Taylor say “misinter-pet-ed” instead of misinterpreted so often that it makes me think I’VE been saying it wrong.
RHOBH S2E19 - Night of a Thousand Surprises
All hail Queen Kim
RHOBH S2E18 - A Day Late, An Apology Short
Kyle: Kim, what did you and Ken do today?
Kim: OH! We sat and had the most AMAZING lunch!
Kyle: DID YOU GO TO THE BEACH?
Kim: No, we sat and had the most RELAXING and AMAZING lunch looking over the pool.
Kyle: Did you go to the pool? DID YOU GO TO THE BEACH? ANYTHING?!
Kim: No we just sat and had the most AMAZING lunch! It was just a really relaxing day. I needed it.
Kyle: You missed the boat.
Kim: Literally.
Kyle: I feel like you missed everything.
Kim: You know what…we really didn’t.
RHOBH S2E17 - Leis and Lies in Lanai
Drinking?
The girl getting high on crystal meth in the bathroom vs. The slut-pig with the truck driver mouth.
RHOBH S2E15 - A Book, A Bachelorette and a Breakdown
“Hi, you’ve reached Kim, and I’m not available. I have lost all of my contacts, so please do me a favor and leave me your name and telephone number and the time that you called. Please…I don’t pick up my voicemail, so…”






